The Portuguese Blog

confusion

2006-10-27T08:29:00.000-07:00

me and the bloke in charge of http://portugueseblog.blogspot.com are not the same guy. i do not approve the content of the other blog...please do not mix us up....i'm the original http://THEportugueseblog.blogspot.com.

if you want go and check the other one out...although i do not recommend it. ta ta

karl pilkington

2006-10-25T15:32:00.000-07:00

I admit....i like men...one man to be precise...Karl Pilkington.
Have no vocabulary to describe him nor brain power to understand what this little, bald, simple chimp says.
He has an opinion and a solution for everything...i do believe he actually knows the secret of life.
In the future i shall post more words about this amazing human being, meanwhile, check out this website made in his honor. http://www.freewebs.com/the_k_man/

bitches and ladies

2006-10-25T07:40:00.000-07:00

Forgive me for this one...if you can
Under my skin i'm sick and tired...
Crist! I'm absolutely sick and i am tired of talking and thinking...really.
Kick me in the bollocks if you will, but try to comunicate like a human beeing, try to make sense.

Sometimes I just want to kick some ass, scream like hell...but i can't...the ladies won't let me.
All the bitches make me want to crash my head onto a window...
Kind man? no more...
Early warnings show i will not stand...but i will still try. Please wake up.

costumer care

2006-10-25T07:08:00.000-07:00

So...foreign are you? Good..Hear this.
If you are planning to come to Portugal...don't
If you think things run smoothly here....they don't
Do you complaint a lot about your country?...well...stop it
In Portugal costumer care takes a beating at least 5 times a week...on a good week this is.
A friend of mine has just got his laptop lost by a renown goods transporter, witch name I shall not mention (D) and he is now in the hands of (H) the store who sold him the computer. (L) Now they say that the entity in charge of resolving his problem is the maker of the laptop, a multinational company with worldwide recognition (ACER). This wouldn't be so bad if he lived in England or Germany or even, and I'm struggling with this one, Zimbabwe...but oooh no...he is in fact a gueeza and that means he will have no recognition whatsoever from the companies mentioned above.
That is all fine, because it was expected, anywhoo...now the store will take the hit because of the topic of this post COSTUMER CARE!!!! They failed to make sure everything went well, they failed to warn the costumer, they failed on getting a solution...well....i could go on..but i won't as i am now picking up a brick and my car keys to go for a little ride.... C YA SOON

in the begining

2006-10-25T07:00:00.000-07:00

Hi there. In a good old fashion Portuguese move I shall write my blog in English since the tugas cannot find anything good to say in they're native tongue.
So...sit back and enjoy some of the most outlandish drivle you have ever read.